Tip of hat......Wag of finger......

This is to all you folks who live in the house with me. Please read because we are going to discuss this later. I will listen to your arguments.

**Ellie Bee - You have such an incredibly hard life don't you darling? If there is such a thing as reincarnation, then I want to come back to this earth as you. I love you!! TIP OF THE HAT.........

**Sophie - You are lovely and we are going to feed you girl. I promise. You do not have to stand outside the closet door and meow at your food bag. Your bowl in already full of food, just take a look. Stop worshiping food. I really think that you may have an eating disorder. Kindly stop standing in my face at 5:30 a.m. every morning meowing for your morning treat. Is there a cat whisperer? I love you!! WAG OF THE FINGER.........

**Scully - You are hilarious. I am enchanted by the way you move you little head from side to side while we are having our deep conversations. I have fallen in love with you my little grandbird!! TIP OF THE HAT...........

**And YOU,,,,yeah YOU. You know who you are. You are the best decision that I've ever made for myself in my entire life. Please stop being obsessed that the toothbrushes are not all facing the same way in the toothbrush holder. It will be okay my Prince. They are not, and I repeat ARE NOT going to stage a revolution and murder us in our sleep!! TIP OF THE HAT AND WAG OF THE FINGER...........

**God - Sometimes I wish that you would deliver me from evil a little more often. I understand that I really have to do alot of that for myself but sometimes I just can't help but feel this way. Please though, continue to shower me with blessings. High five!!! TIP OF THE HAT............

Steady on,

Reggie Girl